Apples Awake!


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Common side effects include headache, anxiety, trouble sleeping, and nausea. Serious side effects may include allergic reactions such as anaphylaxis, Stevens–Johnson syndrome, misuse, and hallucinations. It is unclear if use during pregnancy is safe. The amount of medication used may need to be adjusted in those with kidney or liver problems. It is not recommended in those with an arrhythmia, significant hypertension, or left ventricular hypertrophy. How it works is not entirely clear. One possibility is that it may affect the areas of the brain involved with the sleep cycle. [Source: Wikipedia]


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This isn’t your grandma’s apple. Apples Awake! is genetically enhanced to grow naturally with a healthy dose of Modafinil. This medical apple can be used to treat sleepiness due to narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder, or obstructive sleep apnea.


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